Zach's Bachelor Party

Here We Go
Again

Zach's doing this whole marriage thing again — so naturally, we're sending him off again. Camping under the stars. Running whitewater rapids through America's newest National Park. No Wi-Fi. No wedding planning. Just the boys and the wilderness.

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Three Days.
One More Adventure.
Zach's getting married — again — so we're doing what any good crew does. Sending him into the woods for one more weekend of zero responsibilities, cold beers, and campfire stories. Because apparently he didn't learn the first time.
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Camp

Tent camping, fire pits, and stargazing. Real camping — not glamping. The way Zach would want it.

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Raft

Whitewater rafting through Class I-III rapids on the New River. Real rapids, real adrenaline — plus coolers and cold ones at the calm stretches.

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Send-Off

Campfire nights, cold ones, stories about Zach's worst decisions (including marriage #1), and maybe a few surprises. What happens in New River Gorge stays in New River Gorge.

Rafting on river

New River

Class I-III rapids. Real whitewater through the gorge.

Run the Rapids
Whitewater rafting through the New River Gorge — Class I-III rapids with real drops and wave trains. Don't worry — if Zach goes overboard, we'll get it on video.
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Friday Evening Float

Short 1-2 hour shakeout run after camp setup. Easy Class I stretch to get on the water and ease into the weekend.

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Saturday Whitewater Rafting

The main event: guided whitewater through the gorge with Class II-III rapids. All gear and guides provided. This is the real deal.

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Sunday Morning Float

Easy 1-2 hour duckie run on calm water. Self-guided, $35-45/person. Soak up the last stretch before heading home.

What to Bring
We'll coordinate shared gear. Here's what every man needs to show up with. No excuses.

🏕️ Camp

  • Tent + ground tarp
  • Sleeping bag (rated 40°F)
  • Sleeping pad or air mattress
  • Pillow
  • Headlamp + extra batteries
  • Camp chair
  • Lighter / waterproof matches

🥾 Hike & Raft

  • Hiking boots (broken in!)
  • Water shoes or sandals
  • Daypack
  • Water bottle (32oz+)
  • Sunscreen (waterproof!) + bug spray
  • Quick-dry towel
  • Dry bag for electronics
  • Quick-dry clothes / swim trunks
  • Change of clothes for after water

🍻 Food, Drinks & Personal

  • Cooler + ice
  • Your beer / drinks of choice
  • Snacks for the trail
  • Rain jacket
  • Layers (mornings are cool)
  • First aid basics
  • Phone charger / power bank
SHARED GEAR Camp stove, cookware, firewood, bluetooth speaker, yard games — we'll coordinate who brings what
Cost Per Head
Estimated cost breakdown per person. A proper send-off doesn't have to break the bank — the groom's share gets split among the crew. He's already cost us one bachelor party, so let's keep this one cheap.
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Groom Rides Free

Tradition says we cover Zach. Larger group = lower per-person cost. With 6+ guys splitting everything, this is cheaper than a night downtown.

3-Day Trip Estimate

~$200 /person
Campsite
2 nights — free NPS or $15-25 at ACE
Free–$25
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Rafting
Guided trip or self-guided duckies ($35-45/day)
$45–80
Gas
Round trip to WV, split
$35
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Food & Drinks
Camp meals + snacks
$50
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Firewood & Misc
Firewood, ice, extras
$15
ESTIMATED TOTAL
~$200
The Itinerary
Flexible plan — we'll adjust based on weather, energy, and how late the campfire went the night before. Pavilion reserved in case of rain.
Friday
Roll In
4:00 PM
Arrive at campground, set up tents, crack open the first round
4:30 PM
🛶 Evening shakeout raft — 1-2 hours on the river to kick things off
6:30 PM
Campfire feast — burgers, brats, corn on the cob
9:00 PM
Fireside roast of Zach, stories, stargazing
Saturday
The Big Day
7:30 AM
Camp breakfast — eggs, bacon, coffee on the stove
9:00 AM
🛶 Guided whitewater rafting — Class I-III rapids through the New River Gorge
5:00 PM
Back at camp, recharge, clean up
7:00 PM
Bachelor party main event — cookout, games, Zach's last night of freedom (again)
Sunday
The Recovery
8:00 AM
Pancake breakfast over the fire
9:00 AM
🛶 Morning raft — easy 1-2 hour float to the takeout point
11:00 AM
Break camp, pack up
12:00 PM
Head home — stop for lunch in Fayetteville. Zach returns to his future wife in one piece (hopefully). Third time's the charm if this one doesn't stick.
Zach's Bachelor Party

You In?

Zach liked marriage so much he's doing it twice. Camp sites book fast — we need headcount to lock in reservations and split costs. Don't be the guy who missed this.

3 days, 2 nights
~$200/person
Whitewater rafting included
All skill levels